Crypto Despair: Rekt Hodler

A disheveled crypto investor with bloodshot eyes clutches a cracked phone displaying 'REKT', his Bitcoin hoodie reading 'TO THE MOON' while a neon 'HODL!' sign glows above. Scattered crypto coins, e-waste, and energy drinks litter the scene, capturing the ironic aftermath of a market crash. Muted blues and teals dominate, punctuated by orange Bitcoin accents and pinkish-blue neon, creating a bleakly humorous, satirical mood. This digital illustration perfectly skewers the emotional rollercoaster of long-term crypto investing.